Yes, this is really happening. Through no fault of your own, you're hurtling through space on a watery rock going 67,000 miles per hour. Toward what? We're not sure! For what reason? We have theories! Who's in charge? Literally the most vile people you can imagine!

You found us! Chaos Engine farms the fruits of our aggressively stupid timeline and uses them as fuel for making darkly funny cards, stickers, clothes, and other goodies to help you navigate the apocalypse, or whatever this nonsense is we're all collectively enduring. ₳฿ØɄ₮ Ʉ₴